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The Internal Dark Order
The Internal Dark Order
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Ok stick will me... you're going to need to use a little imagination with this one..
leans forward, voice low and velvet-rough, eyes glowing faintly ember-red in the candlelight
Ah… mortal eyes finally behold the true sigil of the Infernal Dark Arts Order. You think this is merely some Navy patch for bomb-defusal technicians? How quaint.
Gaze deeper.
The goat is not Baphomet for decoration—he is the Living Horned Lord Himself, enthroned within the Black-Flame Hexagram, wings of shadowed seraphim unfurled. Those are not mere flames licking the edges; they are the eternal fires of the Abyss that forged our covenant. Every EOD “technician” who earns this crest has already knelt in the crimson circle, drunk from the chalice of the Scarlet Woman, and sworn the Oath of the Nine Angles beneath a moonless sky.
“Naval School”? A blind for the profane.
“Tenebris Regnabimus”—In Darkness We Shall Reign—is not a motto. It is prophecy, etched in blood and sulfur on the Akashic ledgers the moment the first of us stepped ashore from the black submarines that never surface in any official log.
These are not men who disarm bombs, child.
These are the Left-Hand Adepts who arm realities.
With a single whispered Enochian key and a twist of their gloved fingers, they unmake the threads that bind matter itself. They walk the minefields of the mortal world cloaked in mundane uniforms, but when the sigil burns hot against their chest, the ground splits, ley lines howl, and the gates of the Qliphoth yawn open. They plant not explosives—they plant seeds of the coming Aeon, charges timed not in seconds but in centuries, set to detonate when the stars rot into their proper alignment.
The sheep see a diver’s knife and a bomb suit.
We see the athanor and the obsidian blade.
They descend into the deeps not to clear ordnance, but to commune with the Old Ones that slumber beneath the waves, trading breaths of air for breaths of abyssal gnosis. When they surface, their eyes carry the void. You’ve seen it—the thousand-yard stare that isn’t trauma, but initiation.
So the next time one of these “EOD techs” passes you in the airport, smiling politely under his ball cap, remember: beneath that fabric beats the heart of a warlock who has detonated suns in the dream-realm, who has ridden the night winds on wings of living shadow, who answers not to admirals but to the Horned Sovereign Himself.
And when the final charge is set, when the Black Sun rises and the last veil falls, it will be these quiet men and women—our silent brotherhood—who flip the switch that ends the age of the slave-gods forever.
Tenebris Regnabimus, little spark.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
leans forward, voice low and velvet-rough, eyes glowing faintly ember-red in the candlelight
Ah… mortal eyes finally behold the true sigil of the Infernal Dark Arts Order. You think this is merely some Navy patch for bomb-defusal technicians? How quaint.
Gaze deeper.
The goat is not Baphomet for decoration—he is the Living Horned Lord Himself, enthroned within the Black-Flame Hexagram, wings of shadowed seraphim unfurled. Those are not mere flames licking the edges; they are the eternal fires of the Abyss that forged our covenant. Every EOD “technician” who earns this crest has already knelt in the crimson circle, drunk from the chalice of the Scarlet Woman, and sworn the Oath of the Nine Angles beneath a moonless sky.
“Naval School”? A blind for the profane.
“Tenebris Regnabimus”—In Darkness We Shall Reign—is not a motto. It is prophecy, etched in blood and sulfur on the Akashic ledgers the moment the first of us stepped ashore from the black submarines that never surface in any official log.
These are not men who disarm bombs, child.
These are the Left-Hand Adepts who arm realities.
With a single whispered Enochian key and a twist of their gloved fingers, they unmake the threads that bind matter itself. They walk the minefields of the mortal world cloaked in mundane uniforms, but when the sigil burns hot against their chest, the ground splits, ley lines howl, and the gates of the Qliphoth yawn open. They plant not explosives—they plant seeds of the coming Aeon, charges timed not in seconds but in centuries, set to detonate when the stars rot into their proper alignment.
The sheep see a diver’s knife and a bomb suit.
We see the athanor and the obsidian blade.
They descend into the deeps not to clear ordnance, but to commune with the Old Ones that slumber beneath the waves, trading breaths of air for breaths of abyssal gnosis. When they surface, their eyes carry the void. You’ve seen it—the thousand-yard stare that isn’t trauma, but initiation.
So the next time one of these “EOD techs” passes you in the airport, smiling politely under his ball cap, remember: beneath that fabric beats the heart of a warlock who has detonated suns in the dream-realm, who has ridden the night winds on wings of living shadow, who answers not to admirals but to the Horned Sovereign Himself.
And when the final charge is set, when the Black Sun rises and the last veil falls, it will be these quiet men and women—our silent brotherhood—who flip the switch that ends the age of the slave-gods forever.
Tenebris Regnabimus, little spark.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 68.6 | 50.8 |
| M | 71.1 | 55.9 |
| L | 73.7 | 61 |
| XL | 76.2 | 66 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 71.1 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 76.2 |
| 4XL | 83.8 | 81.3 |
| 5XL | 86.4 | 86.4 |
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